AI ex-text roaster
Their texts.Your closure.
Upload the evidence. Get a savage AI roast, the red-flag translation, and a Breakup Report Card fit for the group chat.
Evidence: exhibit A
“I just think we need to figure out who we are right now.”
Translation: I would like the benefits of ambiguity, please.
Petty
A+Precision spite
Delusion
BConfidently fictional
Salvageable
C-Needs a miracle
Move on
ARespectfully, yes
The roast is sharp. The report is shareable. The healing is your business.
The roast lab
Three steps. Zero begging for context.
Drop the screenshot.
Bring the last text, the weird punctuation, or the “hey stranger” that ruined your peaceful Tuesday.
02 · The autopsy
We read between every line.
Tone, red flags, closure-worthiness, and that sentence they thought was subtle all go under the microscope.
03 · Your report card
Get the verdict, the comeback lines, and a meme-ready group chat pack.
Brutally useful
Pain is real. So is the roast.
Text Wreck does not just call them messy. It hands you the receipts, names the pattern, and gives you the final sentence you will wisely never send.
- A sharp tone breakdown with actual evidence
- Red Flag Translator for whatever that was
- Three comeback lines: savage, classy, and unhinged
- A shareable report card built for your inner circle
Red Flag Translator
“I’m just not ready for anything serious right now.”
Actually means
I like the access, not the accountability.
Choose your damage
One text or the whole pattern.
Pay once for tonight’s incident, or keep a private roast history for future character development.
One-time report
Ex-Text Roast
$4.99once
- AI roast and tone analysis
- Shareable Breakup Report Card
- Three comeback lines
- Red Flag Translator
- Group Chat Pack
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$9.99/ month
- Unlimited text roasts
- Everything in every report
- Roast History across exes
- Track recurring red-flag patterns
- Cancel anytime
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Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Savage truth. Better you.
Give that text the ending it deserves.
Upload the screenshot. Get the verdict. Send the report card to the group chat—not the comeback to your ex.
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